Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Swollen Cervix During Period

Carnival! Absolute

Ho ho ho! (Ok, I may be wrong of speech ..)

Yep, Môssieur Bonhomme Carnaval itself .. and the pulpit and styrofoam. I do not really know what to say about this fantastic mascot, except that the beginning of this sentence is sarcastic.

Ho ho ho.

Ho ho ho! (Ok, maybe I Have The Wrong speech ..) Oh yes

, Bonhomme himself "Mister .. in flesh and styrofoam. I do not really know What to say about this fantastic mascot Other than The Beginning of this sentence IS Highly sarcastic.

Ho ho ho.



My god it's fun to freeze your toes by packing the world that try to crush your child in his sleigh while we seek what to do and we is nothing but drag and yippee do once you're done. Vive le Carnaval! You want a lil shot of Caribou?

My god, it IS so much fun to freeze your toes while fighting off people Trying to squish You Child In His sleigh while Trying to figure out What to do activities and not Being Able To Find Anything EXCEPT sliding and go yippee oz It Is Done. Hurray For the Carnival! Want a lil 'shot of Caribou?



Seriously, you need the Caribou to console you after making you wait half an hour to enter the Ice Castle and saw some sculptures to find yourself on the other side the castle and say, huh?

Seriously, You Might Need the Caribou to cheer you up after you've Realizing That Waited a half-hour to get in the Ice Castle in order to see a few "ice sculpture Then find yourself on The Other side of the Castle going: huh?
To be fair, I must admit that it was still very "entertaining" to see the statues of ice, especially that of ET The Extra-Terrestrial. I still do not understand that a statue of ET has to do with the Carnival .. Perhaps the organizers recognize him.

To be fair, I Have to admitted That It Was Still very "entertaining" to see The Ice sculptures, In Particular ET The Extraterrestrial's. I still do not understand what and has to do With The Carnival ... Maybe the people in charge reconnu Themselves in HIM.


Or maybe French is the virility that inspired them, as can be seen by the "member" pleased with our "Triple Ex" tra-terrestrial favorite!

But Maybe It Is The French virility That Inspired Them, We Can've seen by the happy "appendage" of our favorite "triple ex traterrestrial.

Exhibit A: "Come see uncles, and 'tits friends ..." Next year: Michael Jackson.

"Come see my uncle AND lil 'friends ..." Next year: Michael Jackson.


Interlude sculptural ... see there what you want.

Sculptural interlude ... See What you want in it.
After Caribou Sirotti your ice castle, go staggering as to be the Plains of Abraham, where Caribou assisting, triple xxx show continues! Madonna version this time! (No but seriously, what they thought? "I may be too twisted mind for this type of celebration ..!)

After sipping your Caribou At The ice castle, try to make your way as well as "You Can Towards the Plains of Abraham, Where, With The Help of Caribou, The Triple xxx show continues! Madonna version this time! (Seriously, What Were THEY thinking? "Maybe my mind is too twisted for this type of celebration ...!)

Exhibit B:

I have an eye! " (Ok, I know it is correct bin this statue.)

I am watching you! (Yes, I know, this statue is ok.)

The End. Vive le Carnaval. I swear not to return. At least not until next year!

The End. Hurray For the Carnival. I swear not to go back. At least not Until next year!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Knee Length Skirts Images





I saw this creature on WebEcoist

Aaaaaaahh! A cloning experiment mixed Chewbacca, George Abominable Looney Tunes and a drop Yeti, I present the Honourable fur ball: Angora rabbit (see "Bear" in the dictionary ..).

This has awaken in me a desire to inevitable primal hairy. I want one. Or two. I will love him and flatter and paste and call it George.

I saw this creature is WebEcoist

Aaaaaaaahhh! A cloning experiment mix of Chewbacca, George The Ugly Of The Looney Tunes and a tad Yeti, I present to You the Honourable hairball: The Angora rabbit (see "fluffy" in the dictionary).

It wakes up in me the inescapable primal desires Towards fluff. I want one. Or Two. I Will love him and hug and pet HIM HIM HIM and call George.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Kitchen Equipment Masterbate

Fluffy Giraffe Lover


During our trip to Texas during the holidays, we went visited Fossil Rim Wildlife Center . This is a park where animals roam free and people visiting by car. Wow, great ecological and environmental ... very!

Düring Our Trip to Texas "during the holidays, weekends visited Fossil Rim Wildlife Center It Is A park Where the animals roam Freely and people visit by car. Wow, very Ecological and Environmentally friendly ..!


Nevertheless, we have seen many wild animals and even human specimens typically Texan! Very scary.

Nevertheless, We Were Able to see "wild" animals and Even Some Typically Texan human specimens! Scary.




One of the poor animals that we eat with good wheat pellets (natural food, easy to find in nature - especially the African savannah) was a giraffe. Cole fell in love with her. He called her "Giraffe Lover" (Love his giraffe ).... very destabilizing.

One of Those poor beasts, To Whom weekends fed wheat yummy nuggets (natural food, easy to find in the wild - The African savanna Especially) Was a giraffe. Cole Fell In Love With Her. He Called Her His "Giraffe Lover" ... Very Disturbing.


A beautiful giraffe, very soft and sticky. Cole was known Sapha Clara. Who knows ..! A magnificient

giraffe, very sweet and slimy. Cole Renamed Her Sapha Clara. Go figure ..!



Speaking of slimy things, Ross met a new friend: a deer "I do not know quite what" was a legendary gluanteur ... It took him a week to hand dégluer after feeding. I told him to take soap and water, but he insisted to use the good old licking. Menoum.

Speaking of slimy Things, Ross makes a new friend: a "some sort of" deer, Who Was legendarily gooey ... It Took him / her a week to de-slime His Hand feeding after HIM. I attacked him to use soap and water, he insisted to be the good ol 'method of licking. Yum-my.

"He he he"
Slllluuuurrrp!

It's very strange to see that the landscape this region of Texas is very similar to the savannah (less baoubabs and macaques with red bottoms). Well, gotta go now take a ride in Africa to get to the bottom (and sticky hands).

It Is very strange to see thats the landscape of this region of Texas looks a lot like The savanna (Minus the baoubabs and the red-butted monkey). Hmm, now I Have to go to Africa to make sure of it.

Oh yes, there are the cacti!

Oh yes, there's are cactuses (gold cactii?)




And Cole's superb camera. I'll show you photos soon! Attach to your hat, turban, or hat, cowboy!

Cole And With His super camera. I Will Show You His pictures soon! Watch out for o toque, turban, gold cowboy hat! (Ok .. I'll admitted, this translation sucks!)


The End The End