Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Swollen Cervix During Period

Carnival! Absolute

Ho ho ho! (Ok, I may be wrong of speech ..)

Yep, Môssieur Bonhomme Carnaval itself .. and the pulpit and styrofoam. I do not really know what to say about this fantastic mascot, except that the beginning of this sentence is sarcastic.

Ho ho ho.

Ho ho ho! (Ok, maybe I Have The Wrong speech ..) Oh yes

, Bonhomme himself "Mister .. in flesh and styrofoam. I do not really know What to say about this fantastic mascot Other than The Beginning of this sentence IS Highly sarcastic.

Ho ho ho.



My god it's fun to freeze your toes by packing the world that try to crush your child in his sleigh while we seek what to do and we is nothing but drag and yippee do once you're done. Vive le Carnaval! You want a lil shot of Caribou?

My god, it IS so much fun to freeze your toes while fighting off people Trying to squish You Child In His sleigh while Trying to figure out What to do activities and not Being Able To Find Anything EXCEPT sliding and go yippee oz It Is Done. Hurray For the Carnival! Want a lil 'shot of Caribou?



Seriously, you need the Caribou to console you after making you wait half an hour to enter the Ice Castle and saw some sculptures to find yourself on the other side the castle and say, huh?

Seriously, You Might Need the Caribou to cheer you up after you've Realizing That Waited a half-hour to get in the Ice Castle in order to see a few "ice sculpture Then find yourself on The Other side of the Castle going: huh?
To be fair, I must admit that it was still very "entertaining" to see the statues of ice, especially that of ET The Extra-Terrestrial. I still do not understand that a statue of ET has to do with the Carnival .. Perhaps the organizers recognize him.

To be fair, I Have to admitted That It Was Still very "entertaining" to see The Ice sculptures, In Particular ET The Extraterrestrial's. I still do not understand what and has to do With The Carnival ... Maybe the people in charge reconnu Themselves in HIM.


Or maybe French is the virility that inspired them, as can be seen by the "member" pleased with our "Triple Ex" tra-terrestrial favorite!

But Maybe It Is The French virility That Inspired Them, We Can've seen by the happy "appendage" of our favorite "triple ex traterrestrial.

Exhibit A: "Come see uncles, and 'tits friends ..." Next year: Michael Jackson.

"Come see my uncle AND lil 'friends ..." Next year: Michael Jackson.


Interlude sculptural ... see there what you want.

Sculptural interlude ... See What you want in it.
After Caribou Sirotti your ice castle, go staggering as to be the Plains of Abraham, where Caribou assisting, triple xxx show continues! Madonna version this time! (No but seriously, what they thought? "I may be too twisted mind for this type of celebration ..!)

After sipping your Caribou At The ice castle, try to make your way as well as "You Can Towards the Plains of Abraham, Where, With The Help of Caribou, The Triple xxx show continues! Madonna version this time! (Seriously, What Were THEY thinking? "Maybe my mind is too twisted for this type of celebration ...!)

Exhibit B:

I have an eye! " (Ok, I know it is correct bin this statue.)

I am watching you! (Yes, I know, this statue is ok.)

The End. Vive le Carnaval. I swear not to return. At least not until next year!

The End. Hurray For the Carnival. I swear not to go back. At least not Until next year!

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